Comic Transcript

Rayne: I can hear you smiling through the phone, what’s up? Rayne: What’d you get? A Civic? Mazda 3? Rayne: Part of me hopes you die. Rayne: The other part hopes it’s caused by you splattering on the windshield of my new more-expensive-than-yours car. Eric: I bought a new car today Eric: BMW. 6 series. Eric: Fully loaded. Eric: Next time I come to town, we can race. Eric: Oh that’s right. Eric: You don’t have a car. Eric: Doesn’t one of your buddies drive you to work? Eric: Or do you hitch a ride with Ashley’s carpool? Eric: I can hear you looking through the yellow pages for a car dealership.

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