Comic Transcript

Emily: You all ready, honey? Emily: I put together a list for you with some instructions and other guidelines for the week. Emily: Any questions before you go? Emily: I need a pen. Ashley: Yes, mom. Rayne: Sure thing. Rayne: Under what circumstances would it be acceptable for me to leave Ashley alone for a few hours so I could maybe get drunk and enjoy some random intercourse? Rayne: And if a hostage situation should arise, would it be frowned upon if I traded your daughter’s life for mine?

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