Comic Transcript

Rayne: You thought I wanted a relationship? I don’t even know your name. Rayne: Listen, I apologize for the confusion, but the truth is simply this. Rayne: I want to sex you. Rayne: I plan on performing as many acts in the Kama Sutra tonight as we can until your back gives way and I have to trade you in for a healthier replacement. Rayne: My penis concurs. Jean: It’s Jean. Jean: It’s on my nametag. Jean: Are you sure? Jean: You think you could handle me? Jean: Come back to my place.

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