Comic Transcript

Rayne: I’m giving serious thought to giving up drinking. Rayne: Why not? Rayne: H-uh. Rayne: Must be nice to be average looking. Rayne: You don’t have the same obligations that people such as myself have. Noel: You can’t do that! Noel: If you did that, then all of the world’s unatracitve women would never even have the slightest chance to sleep with you. Noel: Is that really fair to them? Noel: Truly I am blessed.

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