Comic Transcript

LICD STRIP 7090 PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOME – DEN. RAYNE is playing Xbox when Ashley comes in with a question. ASHLEY Why would someone want a 50-year mortgage? RAYNE One of three reasons. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOME – DEN. RAYNE They want slightly lower monthly payments in exchange for never actually owning their house. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOME – DEN. RAYNE Or they own a bank. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOME – DEN. RAYNE Or they hate their children and want to leave them their debt. ASHLEY That’s like next-level dine and dashing.

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