Comic Transcript

Noel: Please no. Noel: When you call for a restraining order, ask for Officer Roberts. Noel: He’s a good guy. Rayne: Excuse me, but I couldn’t help notice your bumper sticker. Rayne: I just had to come and ask you. Rayne: Are you sure about that? That Jesus loves me? Rayne: Oh. My. God. Rayne: Literally. Rayne: Because I thought he thought maybe I came off a bit strong, you know? Rayne: And that maybe he just wanted to be friends? But love? And so soon? Rayne: I can’t tell you how much this means to me. Rayne: So do you think I could call him sometime, or-

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