Noel: What’s this Everquest thing all about? Noel: Never. Noel: Do you have any napkins or tissue behind the counter? Salesclerk: It’s a massively multiplayer online game set in a Lord of the Rings type of universe. Salesclerk: For example, you could create a human ranger just like Aragorn, and adventure and fight your way through a full 3D world with your friends. Salesclerk: My own private stash. Rayne: You ever ejaculate without anything touching your penis? Rayne: I wish I could still say the same.