Comic Transcript

Issa: I need to head out guys, I’ll see you both at the club tonight. Eric: Hey, what was it you told me about sleeping with Melissa? Eric: But she has such a huge- Eric: If you haven’t sealed the deal in 2 decades, I think your claim may be expired. Rayne: Not to. Rayne: Not to. Rayne: Besides, I already called Dibbs. Rayne: I optioned it for an extra 10 years back in ’02.

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