Cardinal: What exactly would you do as Pope? Rayne: I would find a way to bring other religions together. Rayne: Faith shouldn’t be exclusive, and our similarities far outweigh our differences. Rayne: Then, I would begin reorganizing our church to allow more diversity. Rayne: This might shock you, but women and homosexuals really aren’t the enemy. Rayne: Before all that however, my first move would be to bring sex back to the church. Rayne: It’s frankly a sin to not use our bodies as god intended. Rayne: Let’s go to Greece. Rayne: Plenty of women for me, and goats for you. Mick: Tell me we didn’t come all this way just so you could antagonize a high ranking member of the clergy.