Comic Transcript

Television: Pope John Paul II, the 84-year-old pontiff, died Saturday from septic shock and cardio circulatory collapse. Rayne: Is it too soon to make jokes about this? Rayne: That’s too bad. Rayne: It was either make a joke or have my will updated. Rayne: I feel good about my choice. John: Wait a few days. John: Religion is a touchy subject with most people. John: They might not find the humor in it like you do. John: To tell you the truth, I was impressed you kept your mouth shut about the Terri Schiavo mess.

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