Comic Transcript

Woman on Phone: Hello, how may I help you? Woman on Phone: Of course, sir. Woman on Phone: On which day will you be checking in? Woman on Phone: Are there particular amenities you’re looking for? Woman on Phone: Sir, I’m afraid Hilton Hotels do not offer video cameras to guests. Rayne: I’m looking to reserve a room for the weekend. Rayne: Friday, I believe. Rayne: A television, king sized bed and a video camera with night vision. Rayne: Do I get to pick which sister I get? Rayne: Personally, I think Nicky is due for her moment in the spotlight.

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