Comic Transcript

Theater Ticket Ripper Guy: Hello. Theater Ticket Ripper Guy: The theater- Theater Ticket Ripper Guy: Pardon? Theater Ticket Ripper Guy: You guys are sad. Noel: Is it me you’re looking for? Noel: And I wonder what you do Noel: Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? Noel: Tell me how to win your heart Noel: For I haven’t got a clue Noel: But let me start by saying … I love you Noel: Shall we go tell the manager that his job could be done a lot more efficiently by a paper shredder and an LCD screen? Rayne: â

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