John: What have you been up to today?
John: Apparently.
John: You’re planning something.
Rayne: Elevator induced concussion.
Rayne: Gay hobbits.
Rayne: Licked by dog.
Rayne: They’re stopping people from collecting change to help the homeless?
Rayne: Operation: Save Hungry People and Annoy National Retail Chain is a go.
TV: The Salvation Army’s trademark bells won’t be ringing outside Target stores this holiday season.
TV: The retailer says it has decided to force the charity to abide by a ban on solicitation at Target stores.