LICD: BEGINNINGS #782
TITLE BOX
In the title box, RAYNE is writing a letter.
WRITTEN
Are you there, God?
WRITEEN
It’s me, Rayne.
NEXT PANEL, RAYNE grimaces.
WRITTEN
But also, wouldn’t you have the equivalent of caller ID?
NEXT ROW
BEDROOM.
WRITTEN
In my previous letter, I asked that you bestow upon me the natural talent so that I could headline broadway musicals.
WRITTEN
Months have passed.
WRITTEN
Still, I cannot sing.
WRITTEN
I cannot dance.
WRITTEN
And my acting was called ‘derivative’ by the drama teacher.
RAYNE pauses for a second.
Then continues writing-
WRITTEN
Between this and your inability to smite on command, I’m starting to have some doubts, dude.