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LICD STRIP 5957 PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. ASHLEY Putin doesn’t use spoons. RAYNE Correct. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. ASHLEY How does he eat soup? RAYNE Leaves it outside in the Russian winter and lets it congeal. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE Then eats it like an ice cube. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. ASHLEY The man’s a war criminal. RAYBE I KNOW.

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