Comic Transcript

LICD STRIP 5745 PANEL 1 INSIDE RAYNE’S HOUSE – HOME OFFICE. MARCY I’ve got to go, the turret guy is here. RAYNE A guy with Tourettes? PANEL 2 INSIDE RAYNE’S HOUSE – HOME OFFICE. MARCY No, the guy who maintains the automated machine gun turrets that line my property. PANEL 3 INSIDE RAYNE’S HOUSE – HOME OFFICE. MARCY They keep targeting and shooting at squirrels. MARCY There’s wounded squirrels everywhere. PANEL 4 INSIDE RAYNE’S HOUSE – HOME OFFICE. MARCY Looks like a civil war era military camp. MARCY My Gardener made them little crutches.

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