Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #652 TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE walks into the living room where MOM and DAD are sitting. RAYNE In a freefall, what’s the distance required for a parachute to fully deploy? RAYNE tries to be casual about this question. RAYNE And unrelated, how tall is our house? RAYNE You can ballpark it. NEXT ROW FRONT PORCH. The MAILMAN Walks up to the front porch, where RAYNE is standing. MAILMAN Hi there. RAYNE Hey. The MAILMAN hands the mail to RAYNE. RAYNE Thanks. The MAILMAN is concerned. MAILMAN Everything ok, kid? RAYNE Yeah, why do you ask? Pull out to show RAYNE is tied to the house, so he can’t climb to the roof. MAILMAN You seem to be tethered to your house. RAYNE Yes. RAYNE explains. RAYNE I am being creatively stifled. RAYNE Alert children’s services.

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