Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #641 TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE walks out to a press conference, as flashes go off. RAYNE Thanks for coming. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE sits behind a table, and gestures for the journalists to sit. RAYNE Sit, please sit. NEXT ROW PRESS CONFERENCE. RAYNE pulls out some paper. RAYNE I will issue a quick statement, afterwards I will be taking no questions. RAYNE explains. RAYNE After a career spanning nearly a decade, I have decided now is the right time to retire. RAYNE further explains, as flash bulbs go off again, and reporters raise their hands to shout questions. RAYNE Effective immediately. RAYNE remains, yet everyone else disappears. RAYNE is now in bed, in the morning, under his blanket. DAD You can’t retire from school. RAYNE I said no questions!

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