Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #619 TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is staring up at the clouds. RAYNE What if Bill & Ted was based on a true story? NEXT PANEL, RAYNE still looking thoughtful. RAYNE And that true story was Aussie pop duo Savage Garden? NEXT ROW INSIDE – SCHOOL. RAYNE stands in front of the class, bargaining with the teacher. RAYNE We don’t like doing homework. RAYNE explains. RAYNE You don’t like assigning homework. RAYNE You don’t like grading homework. RAYNE makes his demand. RAYNE Therefore, we demand the cessation of all homework. TEACHER And if I refuse? RAYNE Explains. RAYNE We hand in blank papers and you get to explain to your superior why every student in your class is failing. TEACHER sighs. TEACHER The irony here is that the assignment was about ‘collective bargaining’.

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