LICD: BEGINNINGS #619
TITLE BOX
In the title box, RAYNE is staring up at the clouds.
RAYNE
What if Bill & Ted was based on a true story?
NEXT PANEL, RAYNE still looking thoughtful.
RAYNE
And that true story was Aussie pop duo Savage Garden?
NEXT ROW
INSIDE – SCHOOL. RAYNE stands in front of the class, bargaining with the teacher.
RAYNE
We don’t like doing homework.
RAYNE explains.
RAYNE
You don’t like assigning homework.
RAYNE
You don’t like grading homework.
RAYNE makes his demand.
RAYNE
Therefore, we demand the cessation of all homework.
TEACHER
And if I refuse?
RAYNE Explains.
RAYNE
We hand in blank papers and you get to explain to your superior why every student in your class is failing.
TEACHER sighs.
TEACHER
The irony here is that the assignment was about ‘collective bargaining’.