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LICD STRIP 5345 PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DEN. RAYNE is working on a graph. RAYNE I made a graph. ASHLEY Coronavirus cases? PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DEN. RAYNE shakes his head. RAYNE Nope. RAYNE I’m tracking the general shittiness of the years since 2016. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DEN. RAYNE shows ASHLEY his chart, which shows a huge spoke in shittiness- PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DEN. ASHLEY is interested. ASHLEY What can you predict? RAYNE We’ll flatten the curve in 2036. RAYNE When we’re flattened by an asteroid.

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