Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD and RAYNE are in a Home Depot, in the tool aisle. RAYNE is looking at the circular saws, and asks DAD a question. RAYNE If cut one of my hands off with a saw, do I get to keep the saw as a hand? NEXT PANEL, DAD isn’t pay attention as RAYNE puts the saw into the shopping cart happily. DAD Sure. RAYNE And ‘lo, Rayne SawHands was born. NEXT ROW HOME LIVING ROOM. RAYNE walks into the living room where DAD is standing on a chair by a light. DAD Lightbulb broke in the socket. RAYNE And? DAD looks unsure. DAD I have no idea how to take the rest of the bulb out now. RAYNE has a thought. RAYNE If only there was an accessible hugely popular resource with millions of videos that was easily searchable. RAYNE shrugs. RAYNE has an idea. RAYNE Let’s try using wet noodles. DAD Yeah, alright.

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