Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE’S ROOM. JULIE is reading her iPad in bed, RAYNE isn’t impressed. JULIE Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina. RAYNE Big deal. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S ROOM. RAYNE holds up the comforter. RAYNE This comforter smells like my dick. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S ROOM. JULIE gives it a sniff. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S ROOM. JULIE kicks off the comforter, and RAYNE looks concerned. JULIE We need to wash our sheets more. RAYNE Or I apparently need to learn to shower better.

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