Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and JOHN are in the schoolyard during recess. RAYNE You ever stop and appreciate how much school is like prison? JOHN no. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE walks off to find the LUNCHMOTHER. RAYNE Imma challenge the lunch mother for yard dominance. NEXT ROW INSIDE – KITCHEN. DAD is relaxing in the kitchen when RAYNE comes home from school, unhappy. DAD What’s wrong? RAYNE Nobody wanted to play with me at school today. DAD looks worried. DAD How come? RAYNE They all wanted to play soccer. DAD gets a bit suspicious. DAD And what did you want to do? RAYNE Steal the gas from the principal’s car to use as a propellant for a space shuttle we’d build out of gym mats and school chairs. DAD nods, but is confused. DAD asks- DAD I don’t get the gym mats. RAYNE Heat shield for re-entry into the atmosphere. DAD Of course.

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