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PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. Close up of NOEL, looking impressed. NOEL I have to admit. NOEL I’m impressed. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. NOEL bends down to touch RAYNE’s perfect lawn- NOEL Lawn looks gorgeous. NOEL And it grew so- PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. NOEL is puzzled, RAYNE nods. NOEL This is turf. RAYNE Sure fucking is. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. NOEL looks at RAYNE with a smile, RAYNE nods, and we see that he’s holding a pot with earth, and one blade of grass sticking out. NOEL You replaced the whole yard? RAYNE All of it. RAYNE Except for this guy.

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