TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD walks into the house, and looks up to see RAYNE at the top of the stairs, in a CAT-pouncing position. RAYNE Hello, father. NEXT ROW HOME – ENTRY. DAD, fresh from work, looks up at RAYNEto dissuade him from what he’s about to do it. DAD Don’t do it. RAYNE shakes his butt harder and faster, getting ready. DAD He’s gonna do it. With a pounce, RAYNE leaps for down the stairs aiming for DAD- And misses completely, with DAD not even having to move. RAYNE is lying on the floor, with his butt still in the air, wagging. DAD You didn’t have to do that. RAYNE As Emily Dickinson wrote- RAYNE The butt wants what it wants.