PANEL 1
NEWS DESK. RAYNE, sitting behind the news desk, breaks in with news.
RAYNE
We interrupt this storyline to bring you this important announcement-
PANEL 2
NEWS DESK.
RAYNE
This is strip #5,000.
PANEL 3
NEWS DESK.
RAYNE
Yep.
PANEL 4
NEWS DESK.
RAYNE
What’s really impressive isn’t that we haven’t transitioned into a hardcore pornography site yet.