PANEL 1 KIDS BOOK. SHITTY THE BOWL Your parents will lie to you. SHITTY THE BOWL Not because they hate you, but because they don’t think you’re ready for the hard truths about our shared history. PANEL KIDS BOOK. SHITTY THE BOWL The problem there, is that by the time you’re old enough, you’ve had years of alternate, revisionist history drilled in your head. PANEL 3 KIDS BOOK. SHITTY THE BOWL Listen to your old pal Shitty, kids. SHITTY THE BOWL And the next time you ask your parents a question about the past, ask it three more time and insist on the truth. PANEL 4 KIDS BOOK. SHITTY THE BOWL Because It’s a lot easier to form a mind than to change one.