Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, ERIC is yelling at RAYNE, who is holding a book, and ELTON, as DAD Comes in to see what the yelling is all about. ERIC If you don’t give me back my book, I’m going to cut your cabbage patch doll’s head off and kick you in the butt- DAD ERIC!!!! NEXT Panel, DAD glares at ERIC. DAD We do not threaten each other in this house. NEXT ROW INSIDE – BASEMENT. DAD points to RAYNE, and RAYNE pretends to be way more upset than he is. DAD Apologize to your brother. ERIC I’m sorry. RAYNE looks up at DAD, holding up ELTON. RAYNE Dad? RAYNE Elton is hysterical right now. He’s really upset. DAD Apologize to Elton too. ERIC Seriously? ERIC grimaces, but apologizes to ERIC. ERIC I’m sorry, Elton. RAYNE points to his butt, DAD sighs, and ERIC has had enough. RAYNE My butt is also really upset. ERIC Oh, come on! DAD leaves the room, shaking his head grimacing. ERIC glares evil at RAYNE, who realizes now he pushed too far. DAD You reached too far into the sun, kid. DAD I’m going outside to loudly rake the leaves. ERIC Run.

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