Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 OUTSIDE – PARK. RAYNE and NOEL are walking through the park. RAYNE You know how the Transformers movies hurt me every time they come out? RAYNE And every time they come out I say- PANEL 2 OUTSIDE – PARK. RAYNE is hopeful. RAYNE Hey, maybe this one will be different? RAYNE Maybe this one will be good? PANEL 3 OUTSIDE – PARK. NOEL I thought you liked the one where they destroyed Chicago? RAYNE I liked the part where they destroyed Chicago. PANEL 4 OUTSIDE – PARK. RAYNE sighs. RAYNE But then they followed that up with a dude explaining to Mark Wahlberg why it’s legal for him to date a 17 year old. NOEL I preferred the next one, where they took the Legend of King Arthur, and said- NOEL NEEDS TRANSFORMERS.

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