Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 EXT. PARK. RAYNE and NOEL are walking through the park. RAYNE It's 2018 and we're still talking about a Monarchy. PANEL 2 EXT. PARK. NOEL That your way of saying you don't give a shite about the drama surrounding the royal wedding? RAYNE Correct. PANEL 3 EXT. PARK. RAYNE's eyes go wide. NOEL What if it were Aragorn and Arwen getting married? PANEL 4 INT. GONDOR. Cut to ARWEN and ARAGORN's wedding day, with ARWEN in the chapel crying. ARAGON is not feeling that much sympathy. ARWEN My father won't walk me down the aisle. ARAGORN Took him a year to make me a sword and then he sent me down the dimholt road, but sure- ARAGON Now he's gone too far.

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