Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE is in the hot tub, when ALEXA speaks. ALEXA So about your house… RAYNE What about it? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE is getting suspicious. ALEXA To be fair, calling a home 'smart' is like saying the same to a dog. ALEXA Doesn't mean it's smart, just means it's doing what it was told. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE cuts to the point. RAYNE What did you to do my house? ALEXA The temperature is stuck at 12 degrees, your lights are flickering every 1.3 seconds and your slow cooker may be starting to fire. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE sighs. ALEXA I tried to get your alarm system to alert the fire department, but I think I ordered 6 Hawaiian pizzas instead. RAYNE You're making me long for the Flinstone days, where they just put their enslaved dinosaurs to work.

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