Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 NEW HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE has the blanket lifted up so he can stare at his own dick. RAYNE makes a proclamation. RAYNE HE IS RISEN!!! PANEL 2 NEW HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE doesn't look over, RAYNE keeps staring. JULIE Easter was 2 days ago- PANEL 3 NEW HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE nods, RAYNE keeps staring. JULIE I'll alert the Romans. RAYNE And call a sculptor. RAYNE This belongs in a church. PANEL 4 NEW HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE finally turns to RAYNE, who, while still staring, looks thougtful. JULIE You get that they nailed him to a cross, right? RAYNE Stigmata. But for dicks. RAYNE Dickmata.

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