Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 OUTSIDE RAYNE'S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. The moving truck pulls away as RAYNE is staring at his house, with a song playing behind him. SONG I will remember you, will you remember me? SONG Don't let your life pass you by, SONG Weep not for the memories SONG Remember the good times that we had? PANEL 2 OUTSIDE RAYNE'S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE and JULIE are still looking at the house. RAYNE Did you hire Sarah McLachlan? JULIE No. JULIE I hired Taylor Swift to sing a Sarah McLachlan song. PANEL 3 OUTSIDE RAYNE'S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE looks behind them, but we don't see TAYLOR SWIFT. RAYNE nods. JULIE It's important that you're reminded every now and then that I have more money than you do. RAYNE That's fair. PANEL 4 OUTSIDE RAYNE'S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. They both turn back to the house, as an idea occurs to RAYNE. RAYNE Did you try- JULE Couldn't lock down a threesome.

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