Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE and JULIE are in bed, reading their iPads. RAYNE is laughing. RAYNE This Stormy Daniels thing is killing me. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE nods. JULIE Trump having an affair is funny? RAYNE Greatly. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE cracks up more. RAYNE But the best part? RAYNE Watching every single male talking head on TV trying to pretend this is the first time they've heard of Stormy Daniels. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE wipes a tear from his eye. RAYNE As if Wolf Blitzer isn't a founding member of her fan club.

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