Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA rants. ISSA Turns out every mom everywhere is a goddamn liar. ISSA I call it 'lying mommy' syndrome. PANEL 2 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA mocks those other mommies. ISSA My baby is the best. She sleeps all the time. I love every waking moment. She's perfect. It doesn't bother me when she cries. She can already walk. She smiled her first week. PANEL 3 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA shrugs. ISSA Bullshit. ISSA All of it. ISSA Their babies suck. And they suck. Everything sucks. PANEL 4 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. RAYNE happily points at his junk. ISSA Why not be honest about it? RAYNE Imma sterile.

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