PANEL 1
IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA rants.
ISSA
Turns out every mom everywhere is a goddamn liar.
ISSA
I call it 'lying mommy' syndrome.
PANEL 2
IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA mocks those other mommies.
ISSA
My baby is the best. She sleeps all the time. I love every waking moment. She's perfect. It doesn't bother me when she cries. She can already walk. She smiled her first week.
PANEL 3
IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA shrugs.
ISSA
Bullshit.
ISSA
All of it.
ISSA
Their babies suck. And they suck. Everything sucks.
PANEL 4
IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. RAYNE happily points at his junk.
ISSA
Why not be honest about it?
RAYNE
Imma sterile.