PANEL 1 TITLE SCREEN. A title screen, showing a polished turd. TITLE Good Shite That Happened in 2017. PANEL 2 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE Tom Hanks. RAYNE Did not die. RAYNE Is not being accused of sexual assault. PANEL 3 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE Oh, and a family in Massachusetts sent Hanks a letter, tongue in cheek, asking for one of his vintage typewriters after seeing his documentary 'California Typewriter'. RAYNE So he signed one and sent it over. PANEL 4 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE And then didn't die. RAYNE Or sexually assault anyone.