Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. The DOCTOR is gone, and RAYNE is pulling up his pants as the NURSE runs him through the post-op procedures. NURSE You'll want to ice the area constantly in 15 minute intervals over the next day. RAYNE Do I have to come back to get anything checked out? PANEL 2 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. The NURSE hands over a package. NURSE We'll need a semen sample in 2 months. NURSE Use these jars. PANEL 3 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. The NURSE grimaces. NURSE Please do not 'prepare' the sample in the parking lot. NURSE Please. PANEL 4 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. RAYNE looks surprised and amused, as the NURSE has a flashback in her head. RAYNE You've seen some things, h-uh? NURSE Walking from my car to the front door of the building has become my Vietnam.

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