Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE brings some miscellaneous trash to the garbage and throws it in. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE stops, looking thoughtful. RAYNE Something tells me that having one garbage can is a luxury. NEXT ROW KITCHEN – DINNER TABLE. Everyone is eating supper, with MOM offering up some of her fish. MOM Do you want to try some of my salmon? RAYNE Pass. MOM keeps trying. MOM You might like it. RAYNE Or I might vomit all over your nice table. RAYNE explains. RAYNE Fish aren't food. RAYNE They're here to clean the ocean. RAYNE further explains. RAYNE Basically, you're eating the equivalent of the little blue pucks in urinals. DAD nods, and MOM catches him agreeing. DAD I know he's wrong, but he's just so confident about it. RAYNE That's my secret.

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