Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. RAYNE is sitting in another room, the procedure room, when the NURSE walks in. NURSE Good morning. NURSE Pull your pants and underwear down to your ankles and lie down on the table please. PANEL 2 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. RAYNE is about to speak, when she talks over him. NURSE And before you start cracking jokes; NURSE Please note that my annoyance will directly affect which towel I use to cover you while you wait. PANEL 3 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. RAYNE looks thoughtful for a second- PANEL 4 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. Cut to a few minutes later, with RAYNE lying on the table, with his pants and underwear at his ankles, and the teeniest, tiniest hand towel is covering his junk. The NURSE leans against the door, waiting. NURSE Was it worth it? RAYNE Sure wasn't.

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