Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. RAYNE shows up to the front desk at the UROLOGY clinic, eating a bagel. RAYNE I'm here for my neutering. RAYNE Also, the bagels next door are pretty decent. SECRETARY Can I get your referral please? PANEL 2 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. RAYNE hands a stack of papers to the SECRETARY, who seems confused. RAYNE I have a few. SECRETARY You only need one- PANEL 3 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. She reads them, looking back up to RAYNE. SECRETARY These seem to be notes from different people talking about your penis- SECRETARY Did you think we needed references? PANEL 4 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. The SECRETARY hands the paper back to RAYNE, who nods. SECRETARY We just need a referral from your doctor. RAYNE Will a second hand verbal one work? RAYNE He too thinks my penis is great.

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