Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is sleeping in the middle of the night when BABY jumps on his bed. NEXT PANEL, BABY nudges RAYNE, who wakes up. RAYNE What? NEXT ROW NIGHT TIME – HALLWAY. Armed with a flashlight, RAYNE follows BABY down the hallway. BABY leads him to the kitchen, where they catch DAD going through RAYNE's bag of halloween candy. RAYNE speaks, startling DAD. RAYNE Are you stealing my halloween candy? DAD responds weekly. DAD Two weeks after Halloween all candy goes into the public domain. RAYNE sits down next to DAD, and makes his offer. RAYNE I want 3 tootsie rolls and to not have to brush my teeth again tonight. DAD 2 rolls and a quick gargle of mouthwash.

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