TITLE BOX In the title box,RAYNE walks into the KITCHEN where DAD is reading the paper. RAYNE I've decided to become religious. DAD To which religion? Next panel, RAYNE hops up on a chair. RAYNE Let's see what's on the buffet! DAD That's not how this works. NEXT ROW RAYNE'S HOUSE -KITCHEN. DAD offers up an option. DAD Catholicism? RAYNE Unless I'm a vampire, I'm not eating anyone's blood. DAD moves on. DAD That's not- DAD Okay. DAD Judaism? RAYNE Don't they have 'holidays' where you're not allowed to eat? DAD offers another. DAD Islam. RAYNE I don't like the heat. And another, RAYNE looks confused. DAD Hinduism? RAYNE Isn't that what the Street Fighter guy does? RAYNE With the long arms? DAD goes back to reading his paper, as RAYNE gets up and prepares to go to work. DAD This ends with you creating your own religion. RAYNE You are not going to like how I define blasphemy.