Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE It's Saturday. RAYNE That means the old one is off in the country somewhere seeing how drunk he can get before he forgets how to draw. PANEL 2 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE And the bald one is sleepily handing out iPads to his children and acting confused when his wife isn't impressed with his parenting skills. RAYNE Which means I am unsupervised and no longer under duress. PANEL 3 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE So let me be clear. RAYNE Unless there's a news show specializing in egos and hair dye, do not ask these guys for their opinions. PANEL 4 CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR. RAYNE It's also worth noting that the other 10 people who work on this website didn't stop me from doing this.

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