PANEL 1
CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR.
RAYNE
It's Saturday.
RAYNE
That means the old one is off in the country somewhere seeing how drunk he can get before he forgets how to draw.
PANEL 2
CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR.
RAYNE
And the bald one is sleepily handing out iPads to his children and acting confused when his wife isn't impressed with his parenting skills.
RAYNE
Which means I am unsupervised and no longer under duress.
PANEL 3
CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR.
RAYNE
So let me be clear.
RAYNE
Unless there's a news show specializing in egos and hair dye, do not ask these guys for their opinions.
PANEL 4
CARTOON STRIP BAR – AT BAR.
RAYNE
It's also worth noting that the other 10 people who work on this website didn't stop me from doing this.