Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is watching TV with MOM. She's reading a book, when he turns to her. RAYNE Do you think I would have thrived in medieval times? NEXT PANEL, DAD walks in and RAYNE freaks out at the news. DAD The AC is broken. RAYNE If unconditioned air touches my body I will die. NEXT ROW HOME – DEN. RAYNE walks into the kitchen, wearing only his underwear. RAYNE reaches for the ice. As RAYNE pours the ice down his underwear, he turns to MOM. RAYNE We're out of ice. MOM Stop it. MOM dismisses him. RAYNE is not happy. MOM It's not so bad. RAYNE How do people live like this? RAYNE counter points. MOM People have it far worse. RAYNE Some people have it far better. MOM grimaces as RAYNE reaches for eggs. MOM It's not easy to teach you about perspective. RAYNE You can keep trying while I see if I can fry an egg on my butt.

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