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PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BACK BALCONY. RAYNE is drinking a Bailey's on the back balcony at night, looking up at the sky. RAYNE Hey God. RAYNE 'Sup? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BACK BALCONY. RAYNE grimaces. RAYNE You took John Candy. RAYNE Chris Farley. RAYNE John Pinette. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BACK BALCONY. RAYNE looks angry. RAYNE But left Alex Jones angry, shirtless and alive? PANEL 4 THE MORE YOU KNOW. RAYNE points up at the sky, challengingly. RAYNE #youhadonefuckingjob

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