PANEL 1
RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN.
RAYNE
Oatmeal is made from Bear Vomit.
JULIE
It's made from oats.
PANEL 2
RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN.
RAYNE
That a bear eats, then vomits.
RAYNE
Then you add cinnamon and syrup to it.
RAYNE
To mask the fact that it's bear vomit.
PANEL 3
RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE looks t his phone.
JULIE
Can we agree to no longer discuss breakfast foods?
RAYNE
FOX News just fact checked my claim.
PANEL 4
RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN.
JULIE
And?
RAYNE
It's bear vomit.
RAYNE
Obama's fault, but bear vomit.