Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE Oatmeal is made from Bear Vomit. JULIE It's made from oats. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE That a bear eats, then vomits. RAYNE Then you add cinnamon and syrup to it. RAYNE To mask the fact that it's bear vomit. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE looks t his phone. JULIE Can we agree to no longer discuss breakfast foods? RAYNE FOX News just fact checked my claim. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. JULIE And? RAYNE It's bear vomit. RAYNE Obama's fault, but bear vomit.

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