TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD is lying on the couch reading a book. RAYNE is sitting on his chest watching TV. RAYNE farts. Next panel, DAD puts his book down to glare at RAYNE. RAYNE shakes his head no. DAD Did you just fart on my chest? RAYNE Fake News. NEXT ROW KITCHEN. RAYNE and ERIC are having breakfast (RAYNE is having chocolate milk, ERIC is having an actual breakfast), and MOM mentions something to RAYNE. MOM Do you want to learn how to skate? RAYNE Through life? RAYNE Yes. RAYNE shakes his head no. RAYNE On ice? RAYNE No. RAYNE shrugs, as ERIC chimes in with an idea. RAYNE What possible use could there be to learning how to skate? ERIC Fighting Arnold in the Running Man. RAYNE turns back to MOM. RAYNE So sign me up for skating and either sword mastery or shotgun shootery. RAYNE Whatever you think is better for my age.