Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and JOHN are watching the new neighbourhood kid being surrounded and admired by other kids. RAYNE That new kid is so cool. Next panel, we finally see the new kid. RAYNE is jealous, and kicks the snow. JOHN Are you jealous of Chad Kroeger? RAYNE I bet no one will ever make fun of him. NEXT ROW LIVING ROOM. RAYNE leaps up into the middle of the living room, and starts his joke. RAYNE I'm so festive- RAYNE delivers his punchline. RAYNE Christmas wears ME as a sweater! RAYNE waits expectantly for the ensuing laughter. Camera pulls out, to show that BABY is staring at him, RAYNE's hope in laughter is fading. Giving up, RAYNE walks away from BABY. Tough crowd. RAYNE I'm not explaining it.

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