Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is sitting in the lunchroom at school, and is pulling out a sandwich. Next panel, RAYNE is about to take a bite of his sandwich, which is 1 piece of bread, with peanut butter on each side. RAYNE This is how I sandwich now. NEXT ROW GROCERY STORE. DAD is pushing the shopping cart in the fruit aisle, as a voice comes from under the shopping cart. RAYNE No. DAD looks through the apples. RAYNE There will be no fruit. The voice continues. RAYNE Only Sour candy. The voice gets angry. RAYNE TAKE ME TO THE SOUR CANDY! DAD looks down, while still putting apples in a bag, where RAYNE is underneath the shopping cart yelling up. DAD How stuck are you? RAYNE Shopping cart troll is exactly where he's needed.

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