PANEL 1
NEWS DESK. RAYNE, as a news anchor, is delivering the news.
RAYNE
As dusk sets on the longest election cycle since we got tired of drawing on cave walls;
PANEL 2
NEWS DESK.
RAYNE
Millions of North Americans were admitted to hospitals today to have their heads removed from their assholes.
PANEL 3
NEWS DESK. RAYNE shifts on his seat uncomfortably.
RAYNE
It was a painful procedure.
PANEL 4
NEWS DESK.
RAYNE
So, rest of the of the world…
RAYNE
Watchu been up to?